Ariel Emadi - Discontents

2 Sep 2009
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Movie Trailer of the Day: Beavis and Butthead shill for their creator Mike Judge’s latest feature film, Extract (in theaters September 4).

Hehehe… Bateman.

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27 Aug 2009
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thedailywhat:

The latest issue Entertainment Weekly features the first group shot of the reunited Seinfeld cast (spoilers!), brought back together by Larry David for a five-episode story arc on the new season of HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm, which involves the gang of four preparing a Seinfeld reunion show.

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Between this and the start of the NFL season, my least favorite month as a kid has now become the most anticipated. September!

26 Aug 2009
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Ichiro my coworker

peterlee:

So the other day my coworker Ichiro comes up to me at work and tells me about his sex life. This is how it went and bare with me here.

Aug. 22

Ichiro: Yo did I tell you what happen last night?

Peter: Ummmm No.

Ichiro: I slept with my brother.

Peter: haha shut the hell up you fag!

Ichiro: Well I didn’t really sleep with him but he touch my penis.

Peter: Shut the hell up! What you mean he touch your penis?

Ichiro: Well we got drunk… and we were playing a game flipping a coin and whoever calls it right the other person has to take a piece of clothing off.

Peter: Yall are fagggggs! Only fags play games like that!

Ichiro: hahahahahahhaaa! So eventually we both got butt-naked and he started to draw on me ( shows me I love penis on his chest)

Peter: Dude even if you were gay… wtf man your own brother??? I told you that you were gay before man.

Ichiro: hahahaha no I love women the worst that can possibly happen is maybe bi but def not gay. But I did took a quiz on Facebook on how gay are you and got 100% gay. Hahahahha but Im not I love women.

Peter: Man your gay cant believe this… your own brother… man are you lying?

Part 2 will be posted tomorrow. Im tire and need sleep. Do you still think he’s gay people?

I don’t know where to begin with this. But I can’t wait for part 2.

25 Aug 2009

FUCK OFF FIGHT!!

(via FunnyOrDie)

24 Aug 2009
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Twitter: Shit My Dad Says

funnyordie:

gregrutter:

“I’m 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says”

The internet is hilarious. Add this to the list of the reason why…

I can’t get enough

24 Aug 2009
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thedailywhat:

Curb Your Enthusiasm season 7 premieres Sunday, September 20, on HBO.

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22 Aug 2009
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fuckyeahlost:

The Finaly Season promo poster.

Notice anything?

Eko!

14 Aug 2009
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randyhaddock:

Law Abiding Citizen (Trailer)

Directed by F. Gary Gray and starring Jamie Foxx, Gerard Butler. Hits theaters October 16th, 2009.

(via TheFilmStage)

This looks awesome.

14 Aug 2009
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thedailywhat:

Rarely do precociousness, lechery, and sexism come together to form a strong, cohesive whole. But when they do — it’s synergistic.

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Somehow his young age makes his display less creepy to me.

12 Aug 2009
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steveagee:

Wow, even senior citizens are getting into mixed martial arts! Move over Octagon, here comes the Octogenarian-gon!

I find MMA or any other form of fighting done by well-trained people to be boring.

But show me a fight between two people that have absolutely no business fighting? Now that’s gold.

12 Aug 2009
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sportspage:

Red Sox & Tigers brawl

These are always fun

6 Aug 2009
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steveagee:

RIP to the man who made many of my all time favorite movies.

Indeed.

6 Aug 2009
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thedailywhat:

Amy Heckerling (Clueless, Look Who’s Talking) directs Fred Armisen in a spoof of A&E’s Intervention about a guy named Fred Armisen who is addicted to A&E’s Intervention.

Also starring Mad Men’s Elisabeth Moss as Fred Armisen’s fiancée Elisabeth Moss.

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